Woman Has Mid-Life Crisis In Hair Salon!

And here is today's news.

A middle-aged Mother of Two from Oxfordshire went berserk in a hair salon today and had her hair unexpectedly chopped off and highlighted! Her husband blamed it on the little known medical condition, Advancing Decrepitude.

'I don't know what happened!' she told us earlier today.
'One minute I had long auburn hair, the next I was telling the hairdresser all kinds of madness. I think it must have been something she put in my tea. And now look at me!'

Here's the Before picture:

And here's the After picture.
'Unfortunately, there is no known cure for Advancing Decrepitude,' said to a spokesman for the British Medical Association in an offical statement.

...That was the News.
And now for the Cricket scores...